Vicar In A Tutu Lyrics

     I was minding mind business
     lifting some lead off
     the roof of the Holy Name church
     it was worthwhile living a laughable life 
     just to set my eyes on a blistering sight
     of a vicar in a tu-tu
     he's not  strange
     he just wants to live his life this way 
     a scanty bit of a thing
     with a decorative ring
     that wouldn't cover the head of a child 
     as Rose collects the money in the cannister 
     who comes sliding down the bannister
     the vicar in a tu-tu
     he's not  strange
     he just wants to live his life this way 
     the monkish monsignor
     with a head full of plaster 
     said "my man, get your vile soul dry-cleaned"
     as Rose counts the money in the cannister
     as natural as rain 
     he dances again
     vicar in a tu-tu
     The next day in the pulpit
     with Freedom and Ease
     combating ignoranca,dust and disease
     as Rose counts the money in the cannister 
     as natural as rain 
     he dances agian 
     the fabric of a tu-tu
     any man could get us to 
     and I am a living sign .