This Charming Man Lyrics

     Punctured bicycle
     on a hillside desolate
     Will nature make a man of me yet?

     Then this charming car
     this charming man

     Why pamper life's complexities 
     when the leather runs smooth
     on the passenger seat?

     I would go out tonight
     but I haven't got a stitch to wear
     This man said "It's gruesome
     that someone so handsome should care

     A jumped-up pantry boy
     who never knew his place
     He said "Return the ring"
     (he knows so much about these things)

     This charming man 
     This charming man

     I would go out tonight 
     but I haven't got a stitch to wear
     This man said "It's gruesome 
     that someone so handsome should care

     A jumped-up pantry boy
     who never knew his place
     He said "Return the ring"
     (he knows so much about these things)