Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before Lyrics

     Stop me, stop me
     stop me if you think that you've
     heard this one before
     stop me, stop me
     stop me if you think that you've
     heard this one before
     nothing's changed
     I still love you, oh I still love you
     ...only slightly less than I used to
     I was delayed, I was way-laid
     an emergency stop
     I smelt the last ten seconds of life
     I crashed down on the crossbar
     and the pain was enough to make
     a shy, bald buddhist reflect
     and plan a mass-murder
     who said I'd lied to her?
     who said I'd lied because I never
     who said I'd lied because I never
     I was detained, I was restrained
     he broke my spleen
     he broke my knees
     (and then he really laid into me)
     Friday night in Out-patients
     who said I'd lied to her?
     who said I'd lied - because I never
     who said I'd lied - because I never
     Oh, so I drank one
     or was it four
     and when I fell on the floor
     ...I drank more
     stop me, stop me
     stop me if you think that you've 
     heard this one before
     nothing's changed
     I still love you
     I still love you
     but only slightly
     less than I used to