Shoplifters Of The World Unite Lyrics

     Learn to love me
     Assemble the ways
     Now, today, tomorrow and always 
     My only weakness is a list of crimes 
     My only weakness is...well, never mind
     Shoplifters of the world 
     Unite and take over
     Shoplifters of the world
     Hand it over
     Hand it over 
     Hand it over
     Learn to love me
     Assemble th e ways 
     Now, today, tomorrow and always
     My only weakness is a listed crime
     But last night the plans of a future war
     Was all I saw on Channel Four
     Shoplifters of the world
     Unite and take over
     Shoplifters of the World
     Hand it over
     Hand it over
     Hand it over
     A heartless hand on my shoulder
     A push-and it's over
     Alabaster crashes down
     (Six months is a long time )
     I tried living in the real world
     Instead of a shell
     But I was bored before I even began
     I was bored before I even began 
     Shoplifters of the world
     Unite and take over
     Shoplifters of the world
     Unite and take over
     Shoplifters of the world
     take over