Driving Your Girlfriend Home Lyrics

     I'm driving 
     your girlfriend home
     and she's saying
     how she never chose you
     "turn left", she says
     so I turn left
     and she says
     "So how did I end up
     so deeply involved in
     the very existence
     I planned on avoiding?"
     and I can't answer
     I'm driving
     your girlfriend home
     and she's laughing
     to stop herself crying
     "drive on", she says
     so I drive on
     and she says
     "So how did I end up
     attached to this person
     when his sense of humour
     gets gradually worser?"
     and I can't tell her
     I'm parking 
     outside her home
     and we're shaking hands
     goodnight, so politely