De Anza Jig Lyrics

Oh I can still remember
Jenny Hernando
She was my little lovely one
when I was seventeen
I remember that she
gave me her virginity
then she gave it to everyone
in our vicinity

  Oh I can still remember
  Julie Tolentino
  The Dancing Filipino
  We used to run around
  Her and Flouncin' Freddy
  were goin' hot and steady
  Now she runs a dyke bar
  the biggest one in town

I can still remember my
old friend Todd Squelati
I watched him snort a
milkshake right up his now
He slurped it up the left side
Blew it out the right side
How he ever kept it down
I will never know

  Of course I still remember
  Ol' Flouncin' Freddy
  We were pumping gas
  Down at El Sobrante Shell
  His mustang was his pride n' joy
  He liked to dance the cowboy
  Hanging out at Jack in the Box
  But eat at Taco Bell