Somewhere That's Green Lyrics

Audrey:  I KNOW SEYMOUR'S THE GREATEST
         BUT I'M DATING A SEMI-SADIST
         SO I GOT A BLACK EYE AND MY ARM'S IN A CAST
         STILL THAT SEYMOUR'S A CUTIE
         WELL IF NOT, HE'S GOT INNER BEAUTY
         AND I DREAM OF A PLACE
         WHERE WE COULD BE TOGETHER AT LAST
Ronette: What kind of place is that, honey, an
emergency room?
Audrey: No, just a little development I dream of, just
off the interstate. Not fancy like Levittown. Just a
little street in a little suburb -- far, far from 
urban Skid Row. Oh I dream about it all the time. Just
me -- and the toaster -- and a sweet little guy. Like
Seymour ...
         A MATCHBOX OF OUR OWN
         A FENCE OF REAL CHAIN-LINK
         A GRILL OUT ON THE PATIO
         DISPOSAL IN THE SINK
         A WASHER AND A DRYER AND AN IRONING MACHINE
         IN A TRACT HOUSE THAT WE SHARE
         SOMEWHERE THAT'S GREEN
         HE RAKES AND TRIMS THE GRASS
         HE LOVES TO MOW AND WEED
         I COOK LIKE BETTY CROCKER
         AND I LOOK LIKE DONNA REED
         THERE'S PLASTIC ON THE FURNITURE
         TO KEEP IT NEAT AND CLEAN
         IN THE PINE-SOL SCENTED AIR
         SOMEWHERE THAT'S GREEN
         BETWEEN OUR FROZEN DINNER
         AND OUR BEDTIME, NINE-FIFTEEN
         WE SNUGGLE WATCHING LUCY
         ON OUR BIG, ENORMOUS TWELVE-INCH SCREEN
         I'M HIS DECEMBER BRIDE
         HE'S FATHER, HE KNOWS BEST
         OUR KIDS WATCH HOWDY DOODY
         AS THE SUN SETS IN THE WEST
         A PICTURE OUT OF "BETTER HOMES
         AND GARDENS" MAGAZINE
         FAR FROM SKID ROW
         I DREAM WE'LL GO
         SOMEWHERE THAT'S GREEN