Dentist! Lyrics

Orin:      WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, JUST A BAD LITTLE KID
           MY MAMA NOTICED FUNNY THINGS I DID
           LIKE SHOOTING PUPPIES WITH A B.B. GUN
           I'D POISON GUPPIES AND WHEN I WAS DONE
           I'D FIND A PUSSYCAT AND BASH IN ITS HEAD
           THAT'S WHEN MY MAMA SAID
The Girls: WHAT DID SHE SAY?
Orin:      SHE SAID, "MY BOY, I THINK SOMEDAY
           YOU'LL FIND A WAY
           TO MAKE YOUR NATURAL TENDENCIES PAY
           YOU'LL BE A DENTIST!
           YOU HAVE A TALENT FOR CAUSING THINGS PAIN
           SON, BE A DENTIST!
           PEOPLE WILL PAY YOU TO BE INHUMANE
           YOUR TEMPERAMENT'S WRONG FOR THE PRIESTHOOD
           AND TEACHING WILL SUIT YOU STILL LESS
           SON, BE A DENTIST!
           YOU'LL BE A SUCCESS!"
The Girls: HERE HE IS GIRLS, THE LEADER OF THE PLAQUE
           WATCH HIM SUCK UP THAT GAS, OH MY GOD!
           HE'S A DENTIST AND HE'LL NEVER EVER BE ANY GOOD
           WHO WANTS THEIR TEETH DONE BY THE MARQUIS DE SADE?
           OH THAT HURTS! I'M NOT NUMB!
Orin:      AH SHUT UP! OPEN WIDE! HERE I COME!
           I AM YOUR DENTIST
           AND I ENJOY THE CAREER THAT I PICKED
           I AM YOUR DENTIST
           AND I GET OFF ON THE PAIN I INFLICT
           WHEN I START EXTRACTING THOSE MOLARS
           YOU GIRLS WILL BE SCREAMING LIKE HOLY ROLLERS
           AND THOUGH IT MAY CAUSE MY PATIENTS DISTRESS
           SOMEWHERE, SOMEWHERE IN HEAVEN ABOVE ME
           I KNOW, I KNOW THAT MY MAMA'S PROUD OF ME
           'CAUSE I'M A DENTIST
           AND A SUCCESS!
           SAY AH!
The Girls: AH!
Orin:      SAY AAAAHHHH!!!!
The Girls: AAAAHHHH!!!!
Orin:      NOW SPIT!