Mushnik & Son Lyrics

Mushnik: Seymour ...
Seymour: Sir?
Mushnik: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY SON?
         HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY OWN ADOPTED BOY?
         I NEVER LIKED HIM MUCH BEFORE
         BUT COUNT THE CASH THAT'S IN THE DRAWER
         I'VE GOT NO CHOICE -- SAY YES!
Seymour: WHAT FOR?
Mushnik: SEYMOUR I WANT TO BE YOUR DAD
         I'LL GLADLY TREAT YOU LIKE MY BLOOD AND MY OWN FLESH
Seymour: LIKE OZZIE NELSON, DAVE AND RICK?
Mushnik: LIKE HONEY FITZ AND TAKE YOUR PICK
Seymour: THEN KISS ME QUICK, I'LL BE YOUR SON
Mushnik: DON'T MAKE ME SICK, JUST BE MY SON
Both:    MUSHNIK & SON SOUNDS GREAT!
         THREE WORDS WITH THE RING OF FATE
Mushnik: SO SAY YOU'LL INCORPORATE WITH ME
         A FLORIST'S DREAM COME TRUE
         MUSHNIK AND HIS BOYCHIK, YOU
         WHAT BUSINESS WE'LL DO FOR F.T.D.
Both:    LIKE ANDY HARDY AND THE JUDGE
         LIKE ZEUS AND MERCURY, LIKE DUMAS FILS AND PERE
Seymour: IN TROUBLE, SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH
Mushnik: WE'LL SHARE THE PLANT AND SHARE THE WEALTH
         I'LL CALL MY LAWYER
Seymour: CALL ME SON
Both:    MUSHNIK & SON, THAT'S THAT
Seymour: OFFICIALLY I'M YOUR BRAT
Both:    CONSIDER THE MATTER CLOSED AND DONE
         NOW TO THE WORLD LET'S STICK
         OUR SENIOR AND JUNIOR SHTICK
Seymour: THROUGH THIN AND THROUGH THICK
Mushnik: THROUGH SLOPPY AND SLICK
Both:    THROUGH KISS AND THROUGH KICK
         MUSHNIK & SON!!!