Ya Never Know Lyrics

Mushnik:   I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
           IT COULDN'T BE HAPPENING
           PINCH ME GIRLS!
           IT COULDN'T BE HAPPENING
           ALL OF A SUDDEN SUCCESS
           COMING OUT OF THE BLUE
           I PUT A SIGN UP
           RIGHT IN THE FRONT WINDOW
           AN ADVERTISEMENT
           RIGHT IN THE FRONT WINDOW
           STOP IN AND SEE
           THE AMAZING NEW PLANT, "AUDREY II!"
           AND THE REALLY REMARKABLE THING IS
           THAT PEOPLE, THEY DO!
           SEYMOUR THAT TWERP OF A KLUTZ
           FINALLY DID SOMETHING RIGHT
           AUDREY II DRIVES HIM NUTS
           WHAT A BLESSING
           THIS WONDERFUL PLANT SHOULD EXIST
           AND SHOULD RAKE IN THE BUCKS
           FOR ME HAND OVER FIST
Ronette:   ONE DAY HE PUSHED A BROOM
           NOTHING IN HIS NEWS BUT GLOOM AND DOOM
           THEN HE LIT A FUSE AND GIVE HIM ROOM
           STAND ASIDE AND WATCH THAT MOTHAH BLOW
The Girls: EXPLOSION!
Ronette:   BANG KERBOOM
           DON'T IT GO TO SHOW YA NEVER KNOW?
The Girls: SEYMOUR WAS IN A FUNK
           HE WAS NUMBER ZERO, WHO'DA THUNK
           HE'D BECOME A HERO, JUST A PUNK
           HE WAS A FORGOTTEN SO-AND-SO
           THEN ONE DAY
Seymour:   CRASH KERPLUNK
The Girls: DON'T IT GO TO SHOW YA NEVER KNOW?
Ronette:   ALL THE WORLD USED TO SCREW HIM
           BIFF! WHAM! POW! NOW THEY INTERVIEW HIM
           AND THEY CLAMOR TO PUT HIS REMARKS ON THE AIR
           ALL THE WORLD USED TO HATE HIM
           NOW THEY'RE STARTING TO 'PPRECIATE HIM
           ALL BECAUSE OF THAT STRANGE LITTLE PLANT OVER THERE
The Girls: OBSERVE HIM, HERE'S A CHAP
Seymour:   I JUST CUT MY HAND AND IN A SNAP
           SOMETHING OUT OF EDGAR ALLAN POE
           HAS HAPPENED
The Girls: ZAM KAZAP
All:       DON'T IT GO TO SHOW YA NEVER KNOW?
           ONE DAY YOU'RE SLINGING HASH
           FEELING SO REJECTED, LIGHTNING FLASH
           YOU GET RESURRECTED, MAKE A SPLASH
           NOW YOU RATE THE BIG BRAVISSIMO
The Girls: AND WITH A THUNDERCRASH
           CRASH KERPLUNK
           BAM KERBOOM
           ZANG KAZUNK
           ZAM KAZOOM
           ZOWEE POWEE
           HOLY COW! HE
           ORDERED UP A RAINBOW TO GO
All:       WOW! POW! LOOK OUT BELOW
           DON'T IT GO TO SHOW YA NEVER KNOW?