Junior's Farm Lyrics

You should have seen me with the poker man.
I had a honey and I bet a grand.
Just in the nick of time, I looked at his hand.
I was talking to an Eskimo.
Said he was hoping for a fall of snow,
When up popped a sea lion, ready to go.

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Down to Junior's farm, where I want to lay low. 
Low life, high life, oh let's go!
Take me down to Junior's farm.

At the houses of Parliament,
Everybody's talking about the President.
We all chipped in for a bag of cement.
Ollie Hardy should've had more sense.
He bought a gee-gee and he jumped a fence,
All for the sake of a couple of pence.

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Down to Junior's farm, where I want to lay low. 
Low life, high life, oh let's go!
Take me down to Junior's farm.
Everybody tag along!

I took my bag into the grocer's store.
The price is higher than the time before.
An old man asks me, "Why is it more?"
I said, "You should have seen me with the poker man.
I had a honey and I bet a grand.
Just in the nick of time, I looked at his hand."

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go
Down to Junior's farm, where I want to lay low. 
Low life, high life, oh let's go!
Take me down to Junior's farm.
Let's go, let's go,
Down to Junior's farm, where I want to lay low.
Low life, high life, oh let's go.
Take me down to Junior's farm.
Everybody tag along!
Take me down to Junior's farm.

Take me back, take me back, I want to go there...