The Song That Didn't Rhyme
Alice Cooper
The Eyes Of Alice Cooper

Intro/Verse
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Verse 1
Wrote a song
It was wrong
From its very first conception
Seemed I struggle on every line

It wasn't fast
Wasn't pretty
Wasn't serious or witty
The song that didn't rhyme

The band couldn't wing it
The singer couldn't sing it
The drummer's always out of time

The DJ's were offended
My union card suspended
Billboard declared it a crime

Chorus (Strum the cords from the verse and variate a little bit)
The melody blows
In a key that no one could find
The lyrics don't flow
But I can't get it out of my mind
A 3 minute waste of your time
On the song that didn't rhyme

Verse 2
It was bland
It was boring
All the groopies they were snoring
The first time we played it live

All the record guys got fired
The president retired
But somehow the song survived

Chorus
The melody blows
In a key that no one can find
The lyrics don't flow
But I can't get you out of your mind
A 3 minute waste of your time
No redeeming value of any kind
But thanks for the 12.99
On the song that didn't rhyme